Came in prepared to hear an amusing story about a small dog in a military setting, came out needing a cigarette. And I don’t even smoke. Okay, I lied about smoking, but I do stick to cigars. Tell the one about the doggy when you’re good and ready, and light up a Premium Thou Shall Not Try Me Mood Shirt. Hell, might as well share one with you while it’s still contraband. CHECK FIRE! I’ve been working on mending things with a wonderful, sweet sweet woman. She finally told me some things, recently, that I don’t even remember saying to her when I first got back from Afgh. When she told me what I said to her, back then, I wanted to curl up and disappear. I couldn’t express how sorry I was, and obviously, there wasn’t any way to take it back.
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Explanations were given, but even just thinking about what she told me I said makes me feel so…Remorseful? I don’t know what to call it. I guess remorse is probably the best word available. She also told me she knew, but it broke her heart, too. Things went quietly spiraling from there until she split. She couldn’t do it anymore, and she left. Good for her, stupid me. I can’t respect a person who can’t respect herself, and that was the Premium Thou Shall Not Try Me Mood Shirt. I guess it doesn’t matter, now. She’s back, and that’s a good thing. I’ve never met a woman that I like as much as I like her. I mean, I love her, but all you have to do is look at the entirety of your extended family, and you’ll find someone you love but don’t like.
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Love is overrated, and Like is under-represented, I think. Anyhoo, there it is, Chaplain. You’re free to post some Scripture, made up or made-up-real, as long as you swing the censer and bless us wayward Children and pray for our souls. We Sin a lot, so you need to cover that, too. I cracked up a couple of times reading the OP. I also went back and re-read the Premium Thou Shall Not Try Me Mood Shirt. Then I couldn’t be in a bad mood, as hard as I tried. You’re an asshole, and I hope you take it the way I mean it. You and Ditty have been an enormous help on getting over Shit, posting here has, and the kindness and respect on this forum have been huge, but the insight from you old bastards is invaluable.
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