A regular guy who just wants to see the Official St Patrick’s Day Leopard Gnomes St Pattys Day Shirt. But all the other ships wanted people with “skills” and “experience”. Might be going through a midlife crisis, but won’t admit it. A skeleton who won’t stop making puns about “skeleton crews”. He was only hired because he doesn’t eat or sleep. An Animated Shrub sometimes will produce good berries, but only if they like you. Doesn’t talk, but is very “animated”. Always on deck, and always watching. A changeling bard who goes around convincing people she is actually them and they themselves are the imposter, this includes the person who interviewed her and she somehow confused them enough that she hired the rest of the crew.
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An exceptionally tall human man pretending to be three gnomes in an Official St Patrick’s Day Leopard Gnomes St Pattys Day Shirt. “Doctor” Cogburn: a middle-aged, one-legged transient. Has no medical or healer training, but can patch up practically anybody with almost nothing. Five or so dwarven whalers. They’ve spent too much time under the sun and believe themselves to be a paladin order to the whale god. Their goal: kill and eat all whalers. Timbit: young Tiefling boy. It doesn’t know much about sailing or the sea. He is VERY enthusiastic about saying “coxswain”. A goose. Mildly misanthropic, but unusually clever. Works for rye bread. Rhododendron Magatha: Female Gnoll and aspiring sex worker.
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A fair-skinned nobleman. He keeps looking over his shoulder, and seems very interested in when you are leaving, and not as interested in the where. “Lucky” Jim. He’s survived every shipwreck he’s ever been in. A middle-aged housewife and her son. She drags him to the Official St Patrick’s Day Leopard Gnomes St Pattys Day Shirt. Whenever he objects, she insists and twists his ear harder. She won’t take no for an answer. A lean, dark-skinned woman with a boarding pike. She won’t let anyone get within 5 feet of her, not even to shake hands, but she makes an excellent spotter so the crow’s nest is perfect. The infamous pirate lord, Lady Lashley! Known for conquering the great city of Absolom/Waterdeep.
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