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“NY Yankees receive big dildo from Phillies” got one hell of a hearty chuckle out of me. If you receive me, I come bringing the best homemade sweet tea and enjoyable conversation in your game threads. Also tbh preferably going to a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Cool Green Gnomes Truck Shamrock Shirt. I love my Giants and never thought I’d pull for the Mets, but here we are. I’m personally hoping for Arizona or Colorado. But whoever makes a bid needs to throw all they got. I want a contender. The best of the best. I’m a goddamn legend and these owners need to recognize. Unlike some scrubs who get traded for googled after cause, they have a connection to a game outside of this.

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I’m personally hoping for Arizona or Colorado. But whoever makes a bid needs to throw all they got. I want a contender. The best of the best. I’m a goddamn legend and these owners need to recognize. Unlike some scrubs who get traded for googled after cause, they have a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Cool Green Gnomes Truck Shamrock Shirt. I don’t need any damn connections. This game is my game. I’m a real prize. And these owners better be ready to deal if they want to get my talents. I am but honored to be traded to a team with such humor. May my karma and presence be appreciated in the week to come among such greats.

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You should trade for me because I have a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Cool Green Gnomes Truck Shamrock Shirt because of that already. I am willing to gamble on all your team’s games (amount of money depending on who I get traded to). I had my eye on you before trades were live. Plus your user name is bound to spark discussion. Excited to see what you bring to a rebuilding Kansas City organization. I’ll probably make a ‘Thank you for trading for me’ post-soon-ish, can’t wait to join the sub! I’ve put up 67 BAR this year (Beers Above Replacement), I bring that and a solid understanding of memes and comedy to the sub.

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