Today is my birthday and last year Metallica’s Instagram had a big “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” post. I was super confused for a second. Until I realized I shared a Metallica 40th Anniversary Thank You For The Memories Signatures Shirt! Correct, I’m not disagreeing with facts, but their “first” lineup is Ron, Dave, Lars, James as agreed by everyone usually by the sake of argument. Technically it could be said James and Lars were the first lineups, but we all know that’s silly. James is the father, Lars the youngest, Kirk his annoying older brother, and Cliff the mother with a mustache who hasn’t shaved since her last pregnancy. Cliff was the father, he was the oldest in the band and always broke up the bickering and put guys in their place.
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I said that they might do something for their 40th anniversary and YOU had to go and start some stink up about it. For NO good reason at all. And why do you assume that you are one of the haters I mentioned anyways? Egotistical and problematic. Wow. Because I feel like we are all saying the Metallica 40th Anniversary Thank You For The Memories Signatures Shirt. But for some reason, you are the one who seems to have a problem with it. You started this. If you are trolling me then a good job it is working I guess because I’ve already spent so much time dealing with you. Dude. You’re basically repeating what the original commenter said but you started your reply with “probably not” so it makes your reply feels odd.
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First-person who replied to you was only trying to point that out, but you didn’t see what’s so odd about it so I thought I’d give a shot to enlighten you, but it seems I’ve failed too because you’re just getting agitated thinking I’m trying to troll you or something… I’d love to see an alternate universe where Dave stayed and the cliff was alive they would be probably the Metallica 40th Anniversary Thank You For The Memories Signatures Shirt. Of course, this is assuming Dave and James don’t kill each other. Within metal specifically, you have a point. Unfortunately, I think Coldplay would probably be more accurate in terms of influence over popular music. Coldplay influences bands that make chart-topping hits.
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