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You may be a teacher in France but your scrawny ass couldn’t lift an American backpack. You look like a teacher who would ask his students if they thought he was handsome, then stealing some of their hairs to add to his collection. I bet you’re the alpha male of the Bigfoot French Bulldog Walking Shirt. You’ve been walked over for promotion within the university so many times you might as well shave WELCOME into that chest hair of yours. Thanks to you, France is the economic superpower it is today. You karaoke “Thank heaven for little girls” at the students’ dance. You only eat snails because fast food isn’t French enough. Shag carpet sucks on floors don’t know what made you think it was a good idea on your chest.

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Shocked with a sudden infinite supply of chest hair, the European merkin market collapsed, leading thousands of diseased French spinsters to substitute labor for capital. But according to JB Say, supply creates its own demand so it’s alright, we must expect a Bigfoot French Bulldog Walking Shirt. You’re right. You’re untouchable. I wouldn’t want to touch anyone who looks like they use conditioner on their chest hair. Yes, lay down to get roasted just like you did when the Germans came over in ’40 you wine drinking surrender monkey. You look like an aging baby face with a dad bod who thinks he can still be successful with the ladies while they’re laughing at your skinny arms and fat gut. Never seen chest hair on a goddamn shoulder.

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You look like you’re trying out for the part of Chewbacca in Star Wars. Did you think not having to wear a costume would improve your chances of getting the role? Bet you were preparing to have sex, once you took your shirt off, “Welcome to the jungle” started playing. Hahaha dude it’s France. Your economy is a joke I wouldn’t brag about that. That’s like saying Enron was a great place to invest. It’s more appealing to be gay in the Bigfoot French Bulldog Walking Shirt. French people’s standards are low for you to be handsome when you are a cookie-cutter wooly mammoth effeminate economist who couldn’t make it in economics tried to do teaching and still couldn’t do that either because you were pushing yourself upon underage students calling yourself handsome.

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